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This simple tool is useful for the Nerd that can't handle him or herself in meetings. 

Meeting Bullshit Generator From Dack.com
JavaScript provided by DHTML Diva Leslie Lee
 
Instructions:
1. Click the make bullshit button.
2. Watch bullshit appear in the box.
3. Repeat to taste (use your Enter/Return key).

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