are the Geeks, for they shall internet the earth
burns penis with laptop
is a common concern among laptop owners that there is a certain risk in
placing a laptop on your lap. Some computers, such as Dellís Latitude
laptops have been know to over heat and burn its users. We've had two Dell
laptops, my wife and I, and on both the batteries overheated enough to burn
threw skin and I believe was responsible for damaging components.
to the The
Register there is a 50 year old scientist that burned some of his
components as well and is suing Dell for his laptop burning his penis.
(Sometimes I am forced to write articles that appeal to my Linux readers
with many so called news organizations, we too have to seize the moment and
try to monopolize on the misfortunes of others. This is why The Network
Administrator .com is offering our pocket protectors to Dell laptops owners
as a Dell
Penis Pocket Protector.
As part of our continued service to help other computer people we are
the first to provide some form of protection to those that may or may not
always wear under garments while working with their computers.
It is not really recommended that you use The Network Administrators
Pocket Protector, (trademark pending) for anything other than protecting
your pocket from leaking pens. The above mentioned to use The Network
Administrators Pocket Protector, (trademark pending) to protect your
penis from over heating laptop batteries was only meant as a joke.
Disclaimer: In the above disclaimer when we used the phrase Leaking
Pen, it was not our intention to imply anything other than a pen that
might leak. And not in any way were we suggesting that you use the The
Network Administrators Pocket Protector, (trademark pending) as a
condom. Although we do recommend if you are going to have sex that you
should always practice safe sex, just not with our pocket protectors
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