|Backup: data being backed up to storage device.
|| Backup: The opposite of go forward.
|Cursor: Flashing pointer positioning.
||Cursor: An expert in 4-letter words
|Dump: Server Blue Screen
||Dump: A Network Administrators work area
|Defrag: Defragmentation collects streams of data and
stores it together on the hard disk.
||Defrag: What some religious groups claim they can accomplish with
|Dongle: A device that prevents the unauthorized use
of hardware or software.
||Dongle: Something that if whipped out in front of an
end-user may cause a sexual harassment lawsuit.
|DSL: Digital subscriber lines up to 1.5 mbps
||DSL: Cable Modem
|Modem: A modem is device that converts computer data
into sound that can be transmitted over phone lines.
||Modem: Computer case, hard drive, monitor,
motherboard, mouse, keyboard, a sound that cats make while in heat.
|Email: Electronic mail
||Email: A medium used to send cat pictures to friends
that can have children
||Emoticon: Men that can't
|Encryption: Encryption is the process of
changing data into a form that can be read only by the intended receiver.
||Encryption: The explanation of why your
cat pictures are still in your outbound mail box.
|FAT: file allocation table
||FAT: The billing departments of every company in the
world. And a lot of programmers as well.
|Fat binary: Large files that Macintosh and
Power Mac can send..
||Fat binary: A very large single digit that
is typically used while driving behind the elderly.
|Flash ROM: Reprogramming a new BIOS
||Flash ROM: What I'm going to do if I get fired.
|Ghosting: Copying a hard drive sector by
||Ghosting: What I'm going to do if I
|Gigabyte: 1,073,741,824 bytes
||Gigabyte: What Herb Albert went to court
|Gopher: Helpdesk Engineer.
||Gopher: Helpdesk Engineer.
|Phong shading: In 3D graphics, the
polygons that make up the graphics need to be shaded.
||Phong shading: When you want to wear a
thong, but only have a black magic marker.
|Ping: packet Internet groper
||Ping: The sound that the monitor makes
with they bump your head against it.
|POP: Post Office Protocol
||POP: The sound that is make the second time their
head hits to monitor.
|PPP: point-to-point protocol
||PPP: What happens if they drink too much coffee
|Public domain: Food in the lunch room refrigerator
after 12:30 PM
||Public domain: Food in the lunch room refrigerator
after 12:30 PM
|RAID: redundant array of independent (or
||RAID: Going through your desk after we fix your
|RAM: random access memory
||RAM: Male sheep
|Resolution: Resolution is a measure
of graphics that's used to describe what a printer can print.
||Resolution: To quit smoking and lose weight after the
|Twisted pair: Telephone
companies commonly run twisted pairs of copper wires to each customer
||Twisted pair: When a
computer geek marries the graphic artist in marketing.
|TWAIN: Scanner driver
||TWAIN: Another word for locomotive.
|Zipped: Compressed file
||Zipped: What computer people are never when they come
dragging in late in the morning.